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wish i had a dwight schrute at work…

Okay. Just so I understand it: in your wildest fantasy, you are in Hell, and you are co-running a bed-and-breakfast with the Devil.

I haven’t even told you my salary yet.

Go.

Eighty Thousand dollars a year.

Mitch - love him

Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going “Ahhh, fuck! I thought I looked like that rock